“Dear Myles,

I’m sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, if would be happier. People love chocolate.

You are a good boy, Joe Biden.”

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Our favorite Chocolatiers include François Payard, Max Brenner, and Serendipity 3; we also love Endangered Species Chocolate, which supports a cause near and dear to our hearts with an indulgence that is, well, near and dear to our hearts.

Jennifer Pool